Introducing the ultimate knoggin concealer ...
Perfect for hiding big domes, wear with sunnies (for that awsm criminal look) ...
OR, if you got a baldy head goin on ... keep that barren patch warm in winter ...
it can also double as a sock for all you one legged men out there with a foot shaped like a head.
I only got 25x of them made up here in Melbn ... and this is what they actually cost each (so we dont make any money) ... but coz I'm an impatient prick ... I needed to conceal my fat head fast ... and protect it from the winter freeze ...
So instead of waiting for China, I got them done here in Australia ... and got ripped off!
And now you can get ripped off too and get this beanie at COST PRICE!
We don't care about the money ... we just know they look cool AZF ... and definitely get attention wherever they go.
So get yours now, otherwise some other fat head will get it ... and I don't know when I'll order more in ... unless someone steals my one and we have none left.
If you buy some more stuff, you can use the Discount Code: GetBIG for 20% OFF ... and if your order is over $80 ... it'll include Free Express Shipping Too!
FREE Express* Shipping Australia Wide, For All Orders Over $80 Including Free Tracking & Signature On Delivery. You'll Also Receive Email & FB Messenger Updates Until Your Package Is Delivered.
COVID Delay Update(s): Our shipping days have been (temp) reduced to Mon, Wed & Fridays.
If you order Before 1pm Mon, Wed, Fri, your order is dispatched that day Express* (Inside the Auspost Network). If you order After 1pm Mon, Wed, Fri, orders are dispatched the next Mon, Wed or Friday after Express* (Inside the Auspost Network).
* Pending any Auspost delays. For any delivery issues, please contact Auspost (13 76 78) along with your tracking number before contacting us. If they cant help you, visit our Customer Support Center Customer Support Center ... and we'll help out, no probs ;)